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[nonvoting]

Also yes.

[notscar]

and you're going to send me a message like this, lying to my face

[nonvoting]

I'm not denying it's flat. I'm just saying that if its flatness impacts your enjoyment, that's a lack of creativity on your part rather than a defect of the ass in question.

[ he is so aware this is the stupidest possible argument to have lmao ]

[notscar]

[ hey, stupidity is a distraction that they can both afford ]

lack of creativity??? yeah i guess you could eat off of it. don't have to worry about anything spilling off a cheek

[nonvoting]

[ okay, he shouldn't, but tseng does laugh at that. ]

Or eat it. Neither fingers nor tongue care much about how cushioned it is.

[notscar]

you ate him out too?

[nonvoting]

And enjoyed it very much, at that.

[notscar]

yeah okay buddy
what haven't you had from him

[nonvoting]

[ emotional honesty, but who does get that from matoba tbh ]

Involving his ass, there's not much. Which is why I consider myself in a position to speak in its defense.

[notscar]

there's very little to defend

curious as to why you'd go the distance to do it when you could just say 'yes it's so flat it's almost caved in'

he have something on you?

[nonvoting]

Thank the gods, no--undoubtedly he would be insufferable if he did.

I just found it interesting that someone as intentionally inscrutable as Matoba would be invested in siccing me in defense of his ass. So, here I am.

[notscar]

kind of tells me that he believes that i'm in the wrong. or he's getting a laugh of sending you my way.

but i guess if that's the only thing you're willing to defend for him, i think that says a lot too. don't you agree?

[nonvoting]

Maybe a little of both, knowing him.

I don't know if it's the only thing I'm willing to defend about him, but I do get the distinct impression he would sooner die than admit to needing defense at all, unless it's about something amusing.

[notscar]

there's definitely a level of pride on the line for him. whether he's got enough sense to use all the resource around him, who knows.

for eating his ass or otherwise.

[nonvoting]

On that topic, we agree. And I suppose I'll call it a stalemate on the topic of Matoba's ass? I'm beginning to get the impression that you aren't easily convinced.

[notscar]

sure. i'll accept a stalemate

the only real way to convince me of anything is showing me proof. give me something to chew on, you know what i mean?

[nonvoting]

What would you accept as proof, I wonder, that his ass is enjoyable even flat?

[notscar]

don't know, but you seem like you're a smart enough guy

maybe convince him to do something for me. or for yourself.

[nonvoting]

I think we both know you'll have to be more specific than "something" to convince him of anything. Or would you like to watch me eat him out? I'm not sure how else to prove this particular assertion.

[notscar]

hm.

a video would probably work. doesn't have to be long but that'd do.

then again just suggesting that i wasn't convinced could be enough for him. he does have a soft spot for cats.

[ leona quietly admitting his place in the kitty-cat kingdom... ]

[nonvoting]

[ alas, no threesome... ]

I'll see what I can arrange. Do you consider yourself a cat?

[notscar]

[ hey if he can somehow wrangle leona and matoba into a threesome....... tseng will definitely earn some kind of respect from him, that's for sure ]

technically a lion.
so it depends on what you make of that.

[nonvoting]

[ watch this space tseng is gonna do his best ]

I suppose a lion is a relative, although arguably more majestic than your ordinary housecat. I'll see if I can lean on that in my efforts to convince him.

[notscar]

wish you all the luck in the world
especially when he can be as frustratingly dense as anyone else around here

[ including leona himself but he's not going to self-report ]

[nonvoting]

I can be persuasive when I put my mind to it.

[ and then some minutes later, another response: ]

Matoba is open to an in-person demonstration provided that we both agree to his conditions: that condoms are mandatory and his eyepatch is not to be touched; that he gives the instructions with the expectation they be followed; that any refusals on his part are understood to be final; and that ignoring a refusal will result in punishment.

If you accept, let me know, and we can arrange a time and place.