I don't know if it's the only thing I'm willing to defend about him, but I do get the distinct impression he would sooner die than admit to needing defense at all, unless it's about something amusing.
On that topic, we agree. And I suppose I'll call it a stalemate on the topic of Matoba's ass? I'm beginning to get the impression that you aren't easily convinced.
I think we both know you'll have to be more specific than "something" to convince him of anything. Or would you like to watch me eat him out? I'm not sure how else to prove this particular assertion.
I suppose a lion is a relative, although arguably more majestic than your ordinary housecat. I'll see if I can lean on that in my efforts to convince him.
[ and then some minutes later, another response: ]
Matoba is open to an in-person demonstration provided that we both agree to his conditions: that condoms are mandatory and his eyepatch is not to be touched; that he gives the instructions with the expectation they be followed; that any refusals on his part are understood to be final; and that ignoring a refusal will result in punishment.
If you accept, let me know, and we can arrange a time and place.
[ sorry he's too busy thinking about the last word in that larger chunk of conditions--- ]
punishment? from him??
[ currently rolling his eyes so hard that the gravitational forces of the resort probably have to acknowledge the sheer effort. ]
sure. it's not like i'd be going anywhere near that eye of his in the first place he knows that and i guess if he wants to stay somewhat clean i can play that way too
[ whether or not he believes matoba would actually enact punishment........ no comment. tseng knows the guy is wily but hasn't seen enough of his abilities in action yet to form an opinion one way or another. ]
And I'll relay yours to him. I imagine one of us will be in touch soon to decide on a time and place, but if you have any preferences upfront please feel free to let me know.
[ matoba's best ability is how easily he can get under people's skin. also, being able to take that frustration... he might not have the strongest cake game but he's surprisingly hardy nonetheless... ]
whenever you're both free. not like we got a lot to do around here except get our chains yanked, yeah?
You're not wrong about that. In that case, I'll be in touch early next week with an invitation to my suite.
[ capital-u Unfortunately the big ol heart will start beating and thoughts of threesomes will flee everyone's minds, but tseng and i will return shortly to make plot for after the event... ]
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Date: 2025-04-09 12:07 am (UTC)curious as to why you'd go the distance to do it when you could just say 'yes it's so flat it's almost caved in'
he have something on you?
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Date: 2025-04-14 06:46 pm (UTC)I just found it interesting that someone as intentionally inscrutable as Matoba would be invested in siccing me in defense of his ass. So, here I am.
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Date: 2025-04-15 04:00 am (UTC)but i guess if that's the only thing you're willing to defend for him, i think that says a lot too. don't you agree?
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Date: 2025-04-16 12:15 am (UTC)I don't know if it's the only thing I'm willing to defend about him, but I do get the distinct impression he would sooner die than admit to needing defense at all, unless it's about something amusing.
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Date: 2025-04-16 04:25 am (UTC)for eating his ass or otherwise.
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Date: 2025-04-18 08:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-04-19 05:17 am (UTC)the only real way to convince me of anything is showing me proof. give me something to chew on, you know what i mean?
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Date: 2025-04-19 06:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-04-19 10:12 pm (UTC)maybe convince him to do something for me. or for yourself.
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Date: 2025-04-20 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-04-21 09:45 pm (UTC)a video would probably work. doesn't have to be long but that'd do.
then again just suggesting that i wasn't convinced could be enough for him. he does have a soft spot for cats.
[ leona quietly admitting his place in the kitty-cat kingdom... ]
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Date: 2025-04-21 10:21 pm (UTC)I'll see what I can arrange. Do you consider yourself a cat?
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Date: 2025-04-22 04:22 am (UTC)technically a lion.
so it depends on what you make of that.
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Date: 2025-04-22 06:08 pm (UTC)I suppose a lion is a relative, although arguably more majestic than your ordinary housecat. I'll see if I can lean on that in my efforts to convince him.
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Date: 2025-04-23 04:22 am (UTC)especially when he can be as frustratingly dense as anyone else around here
[ including leona himself but he's not going to self-report ]
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Date: 2025-04-26 08:57 pm (UTC)[ and then some minutes later, another response: ]
Matoba is open to an in-person demonstration provided that we both agree to his conditions: that condoms are mandatory and his eyepatch is not to be touched; that he gives the instructions with the expectation they be followed; that any refusals on his part are understood to be final; and that ignoring a refusal will result in punishment.
If you accept, let me know, and we can arrange a time and place.
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Date: 2025-04-29 03:55 am (UTC)punishment?
from him??
[ currently rolling his eyes so hard that the gravitational forces of the resort probably have to acknowledge the sheer effort. ]
sure. it's not like i'd be going anywhere near that eye of his in the first place
he knows that
and i guess if he wants to stay somewhat clean i can play that way too
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Date: 2025-04-29 04:07 am (UTC)[ whether or not he believes matoba would actually enact punishment........ no comment. tseng knows the guy is wily but hasn't seen enough of his abilities in action yet to form an opinion one way or another. ]
And I'll relay yours to him. I imagine one of us will be in touch soon to decide on a time and place, but if you have any preferences upfront please feel free to let me know.
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Date: 2025-04-29 09:26 pm (UTC)whenever you're both free. not like we got a lot to do around here except get our chains yanked, yeah?
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Date: 2025-04-30 05:13 am (UTC)[ capital-u Unfortunately the big ol heart will start beating and thoughts of threesomes will flee everyone's minds, but tseng and i will return shortly to make plot for after the event... ]
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Date: 2025-04-30 07:32 pm (UTC)[ sounds good to me... just ping me whenever you feel, no rush~ ]