I'm not denying it's flat. I'm just saying that if its flatness impacts your enjoyment, that's a lack of creativity on your part rather than a defect of the ass in question.
[ he is so aware this is the stupidest possible argument to have lmao ]
I don't know if it's the only thing I'm willing to defend about him, but I do get the distinct impression he would sooner die than admit to needing defense at all, unless it's about something amusing.
On that topic, we agree. And I suppose I'll call it a stalemate on the topic of Matoba's ass? I'm beginning to get the impression that you aren't easily convinced.
I think we both know you'll have to be more specific than "something" to convince him of anything. Or would you like to watch me eat him out? I'm not sure how else to prove this particular assertion.
I suppose a lion is a relative, although arguably more majestic than your ordinary housecat. I'll see if I can lean on that in my efforts to convince him.
[ and then some minutes later, another response: ]
Matoba is open to an in-person demonstration provided that we both agree to his conditions: that condoms are mandatory and his eyepatch is not to be touched; that he gives the instructions with the expectation they be followed; that any refusals on his part are understood to be final; and that ignoring a refusal will result in punishment.
If you accept, let me know, and we can arrange a time and place.
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[ he is so aware this is the stupidest possible argument to have lmao ]
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lack of creativity??? yeah i guess you could eat off of it. don't have to worry about anything spilling off a cheek
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Or eat it. Neither fingers nor tongue care much about how cushioned it is.
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what haven't you had from him
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Involving his ass, there's not much. Which is why I consider myself in a position to speak in its defense.
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curious as to why you'd go the distance to do it when you could just say 'yes it's so flat it's almost caved in'
he have something on you?
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I just found it interesting that someone as intentionally inscrutable as Matoba would be invested in siccing me in defense of his ass. So, here I am.
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but i guess if that's the only thing you're willing to defend for him, i think that says a lot too. don't you agree?
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I don't know if it's the only thing I'm willing to defend about him, but I do get the distinct impression he would sooner die than admit to needing defense at all, unless it's about something amusing.
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for eating his ass or otherwise.
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the only real way to convince me of anything is showing me proof. give me something to chew on, you know what i mean?
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maybe convince him to do something for me. or for yourself.
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a video would probably work. doesn't have to be long but that'd do.
then again just suggesting that i wasn't convinced could be enough for him. he does have a soft spot for cats.
[ leona quietly admitting his place in the kitty-cat kingdom... ]
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I'll see what I can arrange. Do you consider yourself a cat?
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technically a lion.
so it depends on what you make of that.
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I suppose a lion is a relative, although arguably more majestic than your ordinary housecat. I'll see if I can lean on that in my efforts to convince him.
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especially when he can be as frustratingly dense as anyone else around here
[ including leona himself but he's not going to self-report ]
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[ and then some minutes later, another response: ]
Matoba is open to an in-person demonstration provided that we both agree to his conditions: that condoms are mandatory and his eyepatch is not to be touched; that he gives the instructions with the expectation they be followed; that any refusals on his part are understood to be final; and that ignoring a refusal will result in punishment.
If you accept, let me know, and we can arrange a time and place.
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