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@kingscholar

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un - kingscholar

[notscar]

ok.

what about them are cute?

[rhapsodical]

[ oh? he's going along with it?? ]

they're really round
and they look soft
and i bet they probably move when you're feeling happy or sad right?

[notscar]

[ maybe she's caught him at a good time? :) ]

uh


i don't really
look at them when i'm feeling a certain way

and it's not like i go around touching other people's ears to compare
or my own

[rhapsodical]

i've definitely pet a lot of ears in my day
so i bet i could tell you whether yours are soft or not

[ ear pets? ear pets?? ]

[notscar]

yeah?
and what did they get in return for what sounds like consensual ear pets?

[ stares. ]

[rhapsodical]

[ she will not be swayed ]

the nice and wonderful feeling of having their ears pet of course!

[notscar]

that's.

that's not payment

[rhapsodical]

you don't think it feels good getting your ears pet?

[notscar]

i don't have people touch my ears to begin with

they don't have the guts

[rhapsodical]

that's because you didn't know me until now
where are you?
i'll come touch your ears right now

[notscar]

why does that sound like a threat

[rhapsodical]

it doesn't have to be one
we can always do this the easy way

[notscar]

and there's a hard way?
you really want to treat cute ears like that??

[rhapsodical]

that's why i'm saying we should do it the easy way!
cute soft ears should definitely be treated with care and respect

[notscar]

now i'm curious
what if i chose the hard way

[rhapsodical]

then
i'll
make it extra hard!

[ read: she has no idea what the hard way entails. ]

[notscar]

[ sniffs... phrasing......... ]

around here no one needs help with that

[rhapsodical]

[ .... ]


not like that!!
i just meant i'd chase you around a little

[notscar]

hopefully with clean hands

or not a weapon

[rhapsodical]

where would i even get a weapon from
even the stuff in the gym is pretty basic

[notscar]

anything is a weapon in the right hands

like my ears